Asked by Anonymous
OH ANON. U KNOW MY INTERESTS SO WELL. LET’S TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE WHERE ONE DIRECTION ARE GURLS!!!! i know u asked about their lives and who they are as people but i have to tell you that one of the first conversations that brenna and i ever had in our friendship soulbond was literally ONLY about what kind of boobs they would each have. TO WIT:
- liam has that hope solo athlete body, u know. all shoulders and like, no one even knows what kind of boobs she has under there bc she’s always wearing a sports bra and plus she has like no % body fat. they’re not huge or anything but somehow when she wears a dress they’re always bigger than people expect
- zayn’s super self conscious because she thinks her left boob is smaller than her right one which no one in the history of time has ever been able to determine if it’s true because no one ever notices asymmetrical boobs, and also bc she’s so flatchested no one would notice anyway, but sometimes she refuses to wear low-cut tops because she’s all weird and self-conscious, and she won’t say why she’s self-conscious, but everyone knows anyway bc of that time she got drunk and blurted it out. and then louis tackles her and starts feeling her up. WE NEED TO EVALUATE LEFTY. HOW IS LEFTY’S BULK LATELY?? I TOLD YOU TO ONLY DO EXERCISES WITH ONE ARM, and zayn is like ohmygodddd louiiiiiiis stoppiiiiiiit
- harry has sweet lil puffy freja beha titties http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr1d4pVE7u1qgi72fo1_500.jpg (WARNING THERE’S BREASTISES IN THAT PICTURE!!) which are basically the same titties he has right now
- niall’s boobs are adorable and sunburnt and have little freckles on the tops in the summer!!!!!
- louis is all tiny and round and has the best butt and cutest little belly and most impressive cleavage of all of them and she’s always moaning about how hard it is to find cute 30G bras and if ONLY she didn’t have such a DELICATE RIBCAGE, LIKE A LITTLE BIRD, and then she puts her tits in everyone’s faces. A LITTLE BIRD! she shrieks. MOTORBOAT ME LIAM I’M A LITTLE BIRD!
AND I STAND BY EVERYTHING I SAID. ANYWAY LET’S DEVELOP THIS FURTHER, WITH PICTURES
#oh my gosh #it’s another picture of con artist Zayn#he’s been caught running a scam that robs the super rich and super gullible#mainly arms dealers and bosses of evil multinationals#Detective Horan finally tracks him down #sends the boys in to arrest him#they make eye contact from a distant #and is he imagining it?#is there a smirk behind Zayn’s eyes?#when DC Horan finally gets to interrogate him#Zayn starts by running a finger along his arm where it rests on the table#and saying #I missed you (via thatporcelaincracks)
if little by little you stop loving me
I shall stop loving you little by little.
you forget me
do not look for me,
for I shall already have forgotten you.
If you think it long and mad,
the wind of banners
that passes through my life,
and you decide
to leave me at the shore
of the heart where I have roots,
that on that day,
at that hour,
I shall lift my arms
and my roots will set off
to seek another land.
if each day,
you feel that you are destined for me
with implacable sweetness,
if each day a flower
climbs up to your lips to seek me,
ah my love, ah my own,
in me all that fire is repeated,
in me nothing is extinguished or forgotten,
my love feeds on your love, beloved,
and as long as you live it will be in your arms
without leaving mine.
-Pablo “LOUIS TOMLINSON” Neruda